Archive for March, 2008

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Boyle’s Luck

Slowly and deliberately, like an ancient collector strumming an abacus, my eyes tabulated all sorts of visions as they moved from eyes to lips to hands, carefully making no short shrift of the view.

3Mar2008 | Corey Nuffer | 0 comments | Continued
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The Ides Have It

Unless you’re Julius Caesar, there’s really no reason to beware the Ides of March. I look forward to the month as much as any on the calendar, I really do. It signifies to me, that I have indeed, made it through another winter.

3Mar2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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Be The Man! Tips On How To Pick A Killer NCAA Bracket

Sick and tired of making your annual $5 bracket contribution to some stooge in Accounting? Does it hurt worse when the stooge’s name is Marcy? Stop being a March Madness loser and start taking some money out of the pot. Follow these five pick making tips and you too will earn your Master’s degree in […]

3Mar2008 | John Nichols | 0 comments | Continued
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Jokes - March

A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising folk in the river. He ambles down to the water’s edge then trips and falls down before the holy man. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up: “Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?”

3Mar2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Old Man-isms - March

On skin-flinted practicality: “He’s so cheap he makes his kids take off their glasses when they’re not looking at anything.”

3Mar2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Aks Orty - March

Got a problem. My wife and I have been married for many years and things are great. I just have one issue with her that bugs the tar out of me. Whenever I’m in the bathroom, I consider it to be a solitary function. Just me and my dirty business.

3Mar2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued
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March to the Gladness

The warm weather is still waiting in the wings, but one welcome sign of spring has arrived - the Sioux Falls Storm kick off their 2008 home schedule March 17th - otherwise known as St. Patrick’s Day. In case you didn’t get the memo, the Storm have been pretty good the past few years.

2Mar2008 | John Nichols | 0 comments | Continued