Archive for July 1st, 2008
Old Man-isms - July
On looks enhancers:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.”
On the merits of being tardy:
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
Ask Orty - July
Hey Orty,
I just turned 45 and I think it’s time for me to retire. Not from my job (wouldn’t that be great) but from competitive sports. I played competitive softball and basketball all through my 20s and 30s, but once my kids got a little older, I started coaching them more and playing less. Recently, […]
Orty, I'm impressed! You don't hear a lot of Jim Burt references these days. You are obviously a dedicated follower ...
Just in time for Father's Day! Tell the old man to get out and have the doctor give him that ...
Hey Villiage idiot "Any city in the US"? Ha ha, quite the overstatement. Have a beer.
I golfed a 14 on ...
Doc Brown invented the "flux" capacitor not the "flex" capacitor. 
Will the have less of a following this year now that they have 2 losses? They haven't lost in a ...