Old Man-isms - July
July 1st, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
On the relative weight of mistakes:
“One ‘Oh Shit’ is worth a thousand ‘Attaboys’.”
On awkward situations:
“She felt more out of place than Britney Spears at a PTA meeting.”
On do as I say, not as I did:
“Son, never buy a house and never get married.”
On good investments:
“If some jerk borrows $20 from you and you never see him again, it was probably money well spent.”
On recognition at work:
“Nobody notices what I do, until I don’t do it.”
On the Blues:
“Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.”
On looks enhancers:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.”
On the merits of being tardy:
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
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