Riding Laws

• Midnight bugs taste best.

• Saddlebags can’t never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

• Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

• The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

• Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.

• Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

• If you don’t ride in the rain - you don’t ride.

• A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

• Young riders pick a destination and go. . . Old riders pick a direction and go.

• A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

• Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

• Winter is nature’s way of telling you to polish your bike.

• Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

• The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

• Practice wrenching on your own bike.

• Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit

• Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

• If you ride like there’s no tomorrow - there won’t be.

• Gray-haired riders don’t get that way from pure luck

• There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

• No matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind.

• Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Motorcycles vs. Women

• Your motorcycle won’t wake you up at 3:00 a.m. and ask you if you love it.

• Your motorcycle won’t leave you for another rider.

• Motorcycles don’t have parents.

• Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.

• Motorcycles don’t mind if you look at other motorcycles, or if you buy motorcycle magazines.

• You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.

• You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle.

• Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

• Your parents don’t remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.