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Feeling (in) Dependence

July 12th brings us the glorious “Different Colored Eyes Day.” Upset or afraid you won’t be able to join the celebration because your peepers are perfectly book matched in baby blue? A sharp pencil can fix that.

7Jul2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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June Bugs

When June rolls around, it’s important to take a deep breath. Smell that? It’s frosting on your lapel, leftover from your buddy’s wedding cake. June brings us the wedding season, the season that brides dream about, and men sweat about.

10Jun2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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May — The Very Merry Month

I was strolling through the park one day, when I realized that much to my surprise, I was actually strolling. How did I know it was a stroll, and not just my regular walk? It’s hard to explain. It certainly was not a saunter, nor an amble.

5Jun2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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April… A Fool’s Gold

April Fools! Whatever. How many times have you wanted to strangle the annoying guy in the office who insists on pulling the yearly, lame, April Fools prank?

1Apr2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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The Ides Have It

Unless you’re Julius Caesar, there’s really no reason to beware the Ides of March. I look forward to the month as much as any on the calendar, I really do. It signifies to me, that I have indeed, made it through another winter.

3Mar2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued
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February, the Bullied Month

February has got to feel cheated. While previous months bask in the glory of their holidays, February must feel like a turd in a taco shell. Think about it. It’s not enough that February gets shorted on days.

15Feb2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued