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Ask Orty - July

Hey Orty,
I just turned 45 and I think it’s time for me to retire. Not from my job (wouldn’t that be great) but from competitive sports. I played competitive softball and basketball all through my 20s and 30s, but once my kids got a little older, I started coaching them more and playing less. Recently, […]

1Jul2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued
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Ask Orty - June

I know it’s way out of fashion, but I still like wearing a fanny pack. I know it’s not cool, but they are so practical, I can’t make myself not wear it. I don’t have to stuff my pockets with a wallet, keys, and a phone.

9Jun2008 | Orty | 1 comment | Continued
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Ask Orty - May

My wife is a great gal and I love her very much but over the last few years I’ve noticed that she has started to sprout some facial hair on her upper lip. It wasn’t a big deal at first but in the last couple of years it has become more noticeable - and between you and me - distracting.

5Jun2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued
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Ask Orty - April

I’m a pretty regular customer at one of the local hardware places. I’m in there two or three times a week, getting one thing or another, and while all the guys at the store are decent to me, they don’t go out of their way to help.

1Apr2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued
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Aks Orty - March

Got a problem. My wife and I have been married for many years and things are great. I just have one issue with her that bugs the tar out of me. Whenever I’m in the bathroom, I consider it to be a solitary function. Just me and my dirty business.

3Mar2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued
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Ask Orty - February

I am one of your many female readers and I have a question for you. I like this guy an awful lot and right now we are casual friends.

15Feb2008 | Orty | 0 comments | Continued