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Mr. Know It All

Want to see into the future? Who doesn’t? Lucky for you Prime has connections. Mr. Know It All tells all on what to expect next month in the world of sports, pop culture, and whatever the hell else he feels like spouting off on. Read on if you like but don’t tell your friends who like surprises.

1Apr2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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April Jokes

Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?

1Apr2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Old Mannisms (Great Minds edition)

This month we tip our hat to the great old (and mostly dead) man thinkers of the past. Drop one of these at your next work party and feel the newfound respect.

1Apr2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Be The Man! Tips On How To Pick A Killer NCAA Bracket

Sick and tired of making your annual $5 bracket contribution to some stooge in Accounting? Does it hurt worse when the stooge’s name is Marcy? Stop being a March Madness loser and start taking some money out of the pot. Follow these five pick making tips and you too will earn your Master’s degree in […]

3Mar2008 | Jon Nichols | 0 comments | Continued
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Jokes - March

A drunk is stumbling through the woods when he happens upon a preacher baptising folk in the river. He ambles down to the water’s edge then trips and falls down before the holy man. Almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, the preacher pipes up: “Lord have mercy on your drunken soul, brother - are you ready to find Jesus?”

3Mar2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Old Man-isms - March

On skin-flinted practicality: “He’s so cheap he makes his kids take off their glasses when they’re not looking at anything.”

3Mar2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Old Chuckisms

This month, in honor of the How Tough Is Chuck Norris web phenomenon. We bring to you our favorite Chuck Norris “facts”.

15Feb2008 | Prime Staff | 1 comment | Continued
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February Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

15Feb2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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Behold the Future

Want to see into the future? Who doesn’t? Lucky for you Prime has connections. Mr. Know It All tells all on what to expect next month in the world of sports, pop culture, and whatever the hell else he feels like spouting off on. Read on if you like but don’t tell your friends who […]

15Feb2008 | Prime Staff | 0 comments | Continued
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February, the Bullied Month

February has got to feel cheated. While previous months bask in the glory of their holidays, February must feel like a turd in a taco shell. Think about it. It’s not enough that February gets shorted on days.

15Feb2008 | Mark Cartwright | 0 comments | Continued